Whale Rider

"Watch this without getting a wet eye!" --Patryn

Surprisingly enough this movie is not a porno about fucking bigger women in a kiddie pool! Dodged that bullet, amirite? I believe this to be about a Polynesian girl who likes to tag along with a whale while swimming in the ocean or a really big lake. I'm not sure where whales choose to live these days, I've gone a bit daft as of late and I blame that on the heat! Speaking of swimming with whales, does that not sound awesome or what? What indeed!